I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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