The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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