Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
