There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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