Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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