Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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