We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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