Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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