I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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