I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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