I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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