Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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