was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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