yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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