ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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