So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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