you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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