I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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