peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
should my penis look like a turkey
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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