strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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