32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think I sprained my soul last night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
