yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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