Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just had sex on a roof
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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