I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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