well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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