gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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