Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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