Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.