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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!

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  "omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  get to allyx's house asap

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  Ok is everything ok

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  Yeah, theres just lesbians

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  omg yes on my way

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care

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  I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.

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