so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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