You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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