If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.