Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him