Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just found puke in my bra..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.