Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??