we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize