You work out of a Hotel?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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