Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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