The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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