she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
be right there i have to get my cape
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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