pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just cropdusted the office
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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