i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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