The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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