Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
