week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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