It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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