No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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