K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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