I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
