Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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