He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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