So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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