How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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