Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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