Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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