No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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