you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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