Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
