Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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