their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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