She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
be right there i have to get my cape
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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